A thing that makes it worth living on this world.

me who will leave, thanks

Two people were having unusual sex when a large brown question mark floated in and exclaimed "WAT".

Johnson demanded to know why his girlfriend would only bang him with the small dildo. He'd earned the big one, hadn't he?

gay crying in TV

Whats on TLC right now.

Apple on TLC. Just Apple. Also the stem is red for some reason

cuke lettuce and tomato sandwich with an apple on top

A well drawn sandwich with an apple on top. Now I'm hungry :(

i sandwich

Sandwich achieves new level of self-awareness

Shit sandwich

A hamburger

happy meal is having his first period

A McDonalds Happy Meal holding a tampon (unused). It is saying "Now I can use this"

One medium fries armed with a knife.

mcdonalds killer

.... Oh McDonald's you fuck everyone up.

a space shuttle comes in to land but a pokemon is on the run way - written in the sky the word "op" in black smoke

A man like a girl

A man absconds with a friendly old woman's purse.