You make me want to be a better butter

Yellow rectangular prism on a white circle.

a yellow diamond being seen through a telescope

black girl with orange eyes attempts to view a diamond-shaped star through a telescope

A little boy is looking at a star

nigger touching stars

Black man with a fork

Holy crap! An amazing drawing of Obama giving a speech while clutching a fork! Well done!

George w bush eats a salad on national tv

George W Bush being filmed eating salad with a tiny trident.

man is caught on camera blowing on a dandelion

Cody constipated while talking to Haley who is eating a rainbow and a raccoon eating Cody's face off.

Harry Potter with one tooth,in a blue dress.

quake with a swiss roll in a blue dress

Qunk? What is that?

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20 ounces of Qunk is on sale for the low, low price of $29.95. How can you resist such prices?