where's my pot o' gold?

Is there a treasure over the rainbow?

Negative. Denied. Not yes.

NO - L A

man who doens't really write well cannot go to Los Angeles

Derpy, aged muffin, has his job application rejected by LA Airport despite a willingness to engage in sex with all comers.

black sandwich sent out of a carnival

Poor burned sandwich isn't allowed to participate in the carnival.

fight at the local supermarket. Starring Sammich the sandwich versus Cheesy "the iron glove'' Cheesman

Cheese and Sandwich fighting.

A Loaf of breed attacks a ninja cheese with an axe

loaf of bread holding an axe is fighting a ninja swiss cheese triangle

Potato holds up an ax to ward off a Ninja, which you can't fully see because he's a Ninja -- but you can see his weapon

The peanut was ill-equipped to deal with ninjas.