you're not a child anymore. instead of toys, now you have fear. instead of hope, you have worry. welcome to adulthood, you wanker!!!

My response to Sleep.

A man is shocked to wake up on the beach and find it's morning already.

"You mean Friday comes after Thursday? Which comes after Wednesday? When did that happen?"

Demonic Rebecca Black. That's not an oxymoron

ladybug!!!!

A hella mad ladybug, he gon' beat yo fucking ass if you don't shut da fuck up right now motherfucker.