Newspaper writes about PS Vita games

man with giant orange afro reads a book report by a person named Vita

A man with an orange afro staring in awe at a microwave.

a joke that's been beaten to death.

smell the glove

The 'hand' was just moments away from picking the 'nose'.

You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friend's nose.

NOse boogers

Someone acting like a guy