A girls is pleasantly surprised to find a huge penis in a box

oh it's the old chopped off finger trick

Vincent Van Goh

A man, inside of a smoky bar.

A ghost sitting on a bar stool in a dark pub filed with smoke.

A sad dolphin drinking at a bar

a depressed blue bird is drinking his woes away in a bar with a rain cloud over his head

A Blue jay, down on his luck.

A highly detailed drawing of a bluejay remarking on the difficulty of being a bluejay as of late

Mordecai's opinion on his race

That blue birdie guy-i don't know his name- throwing a book on the floor, speechless. The book is titled "my race".

skeletor drops his book

A green colored book has been left open to dry after becoming soaked and probably mildewed.

old, dirty, decayed book

The Qur'an.

muslim blasphemy

Well you seem to be having fun _____________________ Sing up now! (Seriously, its free)

Someone clearly upset with this website. Perhaps he should do some yoga to calm down.