The hero watches the city crumble from afar. He says

Giant pink snake launches assault on New York city with green laser beams

This is why I'm not allowed to bring my pet to work anymore.

A man's dog whizzes on the leg of Billie Joe Armstrong, lead singer of Green Day. The man says "Sorry.

Green day are playing, but a dog has escaped and is pissing all over Billy Joe Armstrong. The dog's owner apologises profusely.

stupid gays hard ???? stupid gay ??? ???? DOG.

a dog barking woof

poop dog barking at spongebob

A yellow one eyed monster with fabulous eyelashes gets chases by a dog made of poop