Scout becomes dictator of a small Caribbean island. What does he do first?

scout is dictator of a deserted island but he arranges rocks into an 'SOS' to call for help. tyranny is too much for him

scout, stuck on a desert island, contemplates where he went wrong in life

Sniper w/ a hard on questions his past, wondering why he took the actions he did. What happened, long shoot piss man? Good luck and good bye

After a life full of failures, sniper finds himself working as a cashier at McDonalds. He asks himself "Wot happened to me?"

sniper and scout complain about their minimum wage jobs and the eternal struggle of the working class within capitalism

The mercs have a discussion about capitalism

heavy must withstand capitalism

heavy??communism??mustache???