Cats don't wear glasses!
I'm a strong independent feline...
Strong independent feline who don't need no man!
TOM AND JERRY
A polite cat is asking a rather profane mouse if he can kill him. Obviously, the profane mouse refuses this request, even if it was polite.
cat: may i kill you? mouse: fuk no fuk u
A large mouse says "I kin u" while the smaller mouse says "Pls No".
A potato with antlers watches a rat as it takes a nap... I honestly don't understand this, myself.
A potato is angry at a sleeping mouse and proceeds to turn into a reindeer
Doodle or Die is the game of "telephone" with drawing!
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