The new taunt: ayyyyyyyy (fingerguns) (wink wink)

Scout's winks alone are enough to make a womans ovaries burst.

scout winks and finger points at a fangirl, fangirl is yelling "MY OVARIES!"

scout double-pistol-winks at a girl and she screams about her ovaries

Scout is impregnating girls just by looking at them. This HAS to be some sort of parallel universe, right?

miss pauling ask scout why is he blind folded. scout answer "cus' when I look at girls, they get pregnant".

Scout insists that he can impregnate women just by looking at them, so he wears a blindfold in fear.

If Scout can't see em, he cant impregnate em.

i have no idea???