santas pet ninja monkey......... with grenades

"Fine, you little brat, here's your damn ninja monkey," said Mall Santa to the ungrateful child. But it was too late, the brat had moved on.

Santa: only one toy left Toy: ..... Santa: lets do this ninja monkey Toy: ....

santa rides a motorcycle

santa stole my bike

the devil-cat stole the kid's bike!

Evil cat stole the bike of a crying baby.

Bugs-bunny mugs a woman wearing blue ear rings.

Bugs Bunny steals a lady's purse