R2D2 and a Cylon. Rule 34.

Battlestar Galactica making love to a Star Wars

Battlestar Galactica censors Star Trek

geordi laforge cant see smoking blonde babes

Giordi LaForge confirming that a baby does not, in fact, have a fever.

Ninja doctor is a bad doctor

Ninja doctor diagnosis of AIDS

some kind of ninja with HIV

a man being killed by his hair and beard at the same time. he's crying

Gary Oak gets a bloody nose after cutting his own hair.

king with a long crown holding scissors

The Ice King decides to cut his beard.

King guy trying to knock out dumb bitch queen to sodomize her

king mickey mouse eaching grandma mouse a lesson

A king

A bundle of grapes

grapes with a scripply rainbow background

Very ec(static) purple grapes... !

Purple spider waiting for someone to enter the room