Shotgun

a big old-fashioned gun charged with shit bullets

poop gun

dat hairy butt

some hairy ass crack

I LOVE YOU BASSYYYYYY

Bessy is loved. Happy ending ensues.

The ending of a romantic comedy.

a man whos wife clearly did not make him a sandwitch

White guy sad that his girlfriend didn't go into the kitchen to make him a sandwich.

Someone with green eyes has first world problems

AH DIDUMS

Two shoes.

Putting on one shoe

Tying shoes while in a closet is HARD

a woman with a crazy blouse on in front of a square black sunshine

A man wearing a multicolor Hawaiian kilt-thing stares vacantly into the sun.

Oh dear. The blue octopus is eating all the candy

an horror terror failing at knitting

Zombie mom knits a sweater