mario the mario

Mario is tired of that shit

negro mario

Mare-e-o is missing an eye and ended up legless after the great war.

Old man Mario longs for things to be like the good old days.

After having discovered that Peach is in a different castle, Mario can only think ">tfw no gf"

mario cant get a gf no matter how many castles he tries

>Your hat will never defy physics

A hat is sad that it cannot defy the laws of physics, despite the fact that an inanimate object showing emotion in itself defies said laws.