a homeless man crying over a sack of bananas

Captain Jack Sparrow crying over a bag of bananas.

?!?!?!Y O Y?!?!?!?!

we just don't know

A red smiley grins at Luigi, and he reciprocates. Little does he know a mischievous purple circle plots behind him.

Naw man, we're into mario/veggie tales crossover fanfiction now.

Mario has turned into a tomato that is underwater

Mario tomato wishes only to die.

Mario tomato makes the decision to end it all.