Tiny ear

a guy is unhappy because he has one hear larger than the other

Hear, hear!

"What?" wonders the bald guy with a goose stuck in his head.

a man has trouble hearing because his ear is replaced with a duck.

A guy with a duck tattoo

An aerial view of "Pirate's River": a harsh and unforgiving river ripe for adventure! Who knows the treasure hidden below the surface!

I have no idea

Voldemort sporting a badass red wig while thinking hardly about something. Probably about how he's going to kill that bastard Harry..