a hamster eating the universe in a cowboy hat
giant amoeba takes the earth
A golf course orbiting the earth
Earth is a golf course
Golf with the earth
The world is playing golf, but doesn't give a fuck. His human caddie doesn't think things are going well.
earth sucks at golf
Earth kicking a rock
the world is on drugs
Doodle or Die is the game of "telephone" with drawing!