i was on the toilet and got a teaxt from mj and i fell and my poop went in my mouth and i ate it and then died he he he he

A man is sitting on a throne. He has just hit man with a rock. The other man is laying on the ground bleeding grey blood out of his head.

A guy dead in front of the king's throne while the king sits on it, he is happy (the king)

A man in a pool full of piss and a man dead far away

ninja baths in mustard as his enemy is dead and floating towards a mountain

Scrotum-legged ninja (with delightful eyelashes) is sad.

a crying ninja... with good cause... his head is on backwards and his ass is exposed... poor guy...

the spy has infultrated the red section

well, that was easy