In japan, a zombie apocalypse is basically a bunch of exploding toilets. And the only way to save humanity is to call a plumber.

Mario has lost an eye.

Pirate Mario.

Mario on thepiratebay

An incestuous Mario trying to seduce his brother.

A red man wants to fuck a green animal

Crash dummy hitting on a sleeping dragon...

The crash-test dummy is trying to seduce Smaug. Shake that thang, dummy!

Man has gone through a crash course and in conclusion he has turned yellow and seems to have duct tape all over him.