The main characters in spongebob are based on the seven deadly sins. Patrick = sloth, Mr. Krabs = greed, Sandy = pride. Etc.

Mind: Semi blown

theese thoughts are the death of me

A rabbit which wants a beer.

A rabbit that clearly wants to eat humans but say it wants to drink to disguise itself

too long; didn't read

the bible by kony

A man reading the Bible suddenly gets the urge to steal all the kids.

a religious man thinks also believes that the santa is real.