If you can seriously draw a creature so hideous, evil, and menacing, without looking humorous, then please show me.
THE BLACK TALONS OF THE DARK WRETCHED TERROR SKULKS AWAY FROM HIS MUTILATED PREY AS FLOOD LIGHTS SHINE INTO HIS BLOODIED GRINNING VISAGE.
Your daughter wants to grow up to be just like you.
Doodle or Die is the game of "telephone" with drawing!