A line from one of those hipster motivational pictures.

A hipster is quite proud of his homosexual status. Really, dude, it's not that big of a deal.

Someone is really behind on the times, to be hipster you gotta eat pussy

guy is sad because he must cat cat (yes, cat cat) and because there's a spider in his wall

upset person with cat and spider

Carl's pet cat and pet spider do not get along. Carl is saddened

An orange cat is annoyed with a giant octopus spider with red eyes, and carl is sad.

Carl dislikes cats and octopuses.

I've seen enough hentai to know where this is going

Run away from those tentacles if you value your ass

A green and purple "tentacle" penetrating a woman, giving her her daily dose.

perve written in black

A girl with big tits and a guy who is pervin' on her.

A fat lady getting shot

RAPE THE WHORE

A man gives a perfectly acceptable excuse for rape.

A lovely surprise

Butt sex in a heart

"Pink slime" being forced into a heart -- a political statement about the fast food monopoly.

the terror of valentines day

A heart shooting a guy in his heart.

Gangster heart shoots guy who is smiling

a heart that is gang will shot the man

Old dude from simpsons go shoy

old daddy cane

GET OFF MAH LAWN.

Your mother is running away from Hitler, who was expecting a blowjob from her. She refused because she had preggers with you.

Some guy shot chuck norris through the heart

A guy shooting a guy with a top hat.

Jewish man robs a civilized hardworking man

BAR MITSVAH CONFETTI

A man in a sprinkly background

fucking badass ginger, surrounded by raining crayons

It's raining crayons!

sprinkles that fell on the counter.

A ball pit, sans pit.

Gooby pls

baby donald duck

It's Quacky, the retarded duck! Coming soon to a Saturday morning near you.

A man with progeria robbing everything you own

creepy looking thief is stealing a monitor

ninja steals flatscreen tv

Three-armed robber stealing TV

Robber with three arms. Useful to rob TVs while holding hostages at pinpoint.

burglar stealing tvs

A dark skinned man in a black and white striped jumpsuit returning his TV to the teleshop.

the tv is possesed

a dude cries himself to sleep as he is terrorized by a television set.