Jade and Rose exchanging letters. "Dear Rose: I have boobs. You don't. Sincerely, Jade."

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Jade and Rose exchanging letters. "Dear Rose: I have boobs. You don't. Sincerely, Jade." - "Dear Jade: Screw you. Sincerely, Rose."

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Jade and Rose have a fight about boobs.

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Jade and Rose discuss troll anatomy. (Trolls have boobs...BUT WHY?)

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Jade and Rose discuss why trolls have boobs. Do they have a function? Rose thinks troll boobs are hot, regardless of function.

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Jade and Rose discuss Troll biology. Conclusion: function is irrelevant, boobs are still hot.

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rose and jade discuss why a non-mammalian species (trolls) would have boobs, and come to a conclusion: still hot anyway

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jade and rose wonder... why boob.

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Rose and jade questioning why they have large breasts

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jade grows MASSIVE tiddies

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wricky 9 years ago
Maybe... Boobs are there because of the same reason that some male birds have big feathers. To attract a mate! Idk.

Editing your comment: Maybe... Boobs are there because of the same reason that some male birds have big feathers. To attract a mate! Idk.
Ghost Player 9 years ago
troll mating dances involving boob displays

Editing your comment: troll mating dances involving boob displays
TheUser 8 years ago (edited: 8 years ago)
I headcanon troll boobs to be a form of natural armor; troll genders are merely an expression of body type. Those who develop breasts are expected to do more fighting and be more aggressive, and that's kind of chicken-egg with the fact that trolls have an empress. Strong fighting males on Alternia are still appreciated, and maybe more because they don't have fat armor protecting their heart but can overcome this; but non-fighting females are seen as pathetic and weak, kind of like not-so-masculine males on Earth. Skirts are kind of an "I can still fight in this impractical clothing" status symbol, but they are impractical so barely anyone wears them. Gender roles were probably way different on beforus so don't yell at me about Kankri or Porrim or Latula contradicting this. </rant>

Editing your comment: I headcanon troll boobs to be a form of natural armor; troll genders are merely an expression of body type. Those who develop breasts are expected to do more fighting and be more aggressive, and that's kind of chicken-egg with the fact that trolls have an empress. Strong fighting males on Alternia are still appreciated, and maybe more because they don't have fat armor protecting their heart but can overcome this; but non-fighting females are seen as pathetic and weak, kind of like not-so-masculine males on Earth. Skirts are kind of an "I can still fight in this impractical clothing" status symbol, but they are impractical so barely anyone wears them. Gender roles were probably way different on beforus so don't yell at me about Kankri or Porrim or Latula contradicting this. </rant>

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