Wow, I get to start something! mmm, something good, something nice, something for kids....huh yeah, Child Porn.

A ugly middle eastern man

well when i said fetch the oil i didn't mean drill a hole in the pipeline to get it...

draining the oil with a tree

man wearing tie and bowler hat saying that car erupting in flames with tree crashed into it "seems legit". also, he's giving you an upvote.

A hobo holding his last possession, an up arrow.

Poseidon King of the sea with a Mono-(Tri)dent