Feels on wheels

A piece of toast is ready but you shouldn't eat it because it looks like a human and by eating it would make you a cannibal.

A strange walking mushroom thinks that it should not eat itself

Mushroom shares his woes with the internet.

A mushroom is about to load up his computer but notices somebody replaced his keyboard with a hear rate monitor

an alien, with a wound in its cheek, is using internet, while is checking an electrocardiogram