Cherry martini

a glass of wine

Bitching mug. The mug that bitches all day long.

a mug with chibi cute eyes and heart while it says "bitch"

a coupple of tea

Aunt Margrete is insistently calling you to have tee with her. Get up NOW!

After mom told Jim that she would cut the internet, Jim finnaly agreed on tidying up his room, sayin "Ok, ok. geez.."

Sad cookie guide being stabbed.

Instructions on how to get stabbed!