Mmmm can I get some Strider guardiancest? o;

dave attempting to woo bro with smooth talk, to no avail.

Dave is roleplaying as a girl, trying to woo bro.

dirk calls to a hot line, Dave answers the phone

Bro accidentally calls Dave thinking it's a sex hot line.

Bro strider saying "what are you wearing?" to dave. Dave, look confused, asking "what?"

A weird red ghost not even from homestuck questions a shirtless dave saying "Wut r u wearin brob?"

ghoust asking dave what he is wearing

ghost: what is that on your face? dave: your mom