War of the phones

iPhone 5 vs. small vibrator

Iphone vs a pill

Phones are as addictive as pills?

His name is chad and he is addicted to his phone.

Everyone is trying to talk to Chad, but to no avail. Chad is ignoring everyone. Chad is a bad role model. Don't be like Chad.

Chad refuses, no matter how much you ask him. He doesn't care if you're his friends or not. He simply won't.

bald guy with a birthday hat doesn't want to be friends with someone

a grumpy little man with a pink nose, he has a party hat on