A half eaten purple fruit of some sort with a very large seed inside.

a bean hidden inside an eggplant, clever guy

Eating an bowling ball described as an eggplant with a forklift

A man eats a bowling ball. He says that it tastes like eggplant mixed with forklift.

A young man takes a bite out of a bowling ball as he thinks about eggplants and forklifts.

Greek statue of a discus thrower tasting his discus after it landed on an abandoned junkyard filled with forklifts, overgrown with eggplants

A Grecian statue in an overgrown garden.

Michealangelo's David, outside with vegetation growing over him

I told you rendering Michelangelo's David in Limburger cheese was a stupid idea!