Draw Obi-Wan Kenobi! Please! Preferably naked!

Luke Skywalker jacking off with his lightsaber

A chines dude spilling a bucket of water.

A man whose head has been bitten into is washing his hands in a bucket of water

A man who has recently been decapitated. He's wearing a red shirt and has a very thick neck.

My shirt chopped my head off

ketchup on the table

man getting a very sturdy erection from a ketchup bottle

Guy gets a boner for a bottle of ketchup.

man has an erection for ketchup