China has a heart attack (due to his old age) at his own surprise birthday party

throwing china a surprise birthday party

russia giving china his birthday surprise by jumping out of a cake while wearing lingerie

Russia wishes China a 'happy birthday', whilst China looks unimpressed and says 'thanks'

Russia wishing an irritated china? China. China a happy birthday.

China and Russia celebrating a birthday

Its My birthday with china and russia

I believe that japan looks to be siding with russia on this one, china doesn't look too happy about this.

Confucius all over again.