let me tell you about homestuck

No thanks, I dont need another webcomic

A dude refuses the gift another dude is giving him. What a nerd.

disatisfied child at christmas

spoiled boy not getting the phone he wanted for chirstmas

All he wanted was an iPhone (TM)!!!

first world problem. This guy is crying because want an iphone

Man cries as his iPhone leaves him

Your iPhone has left you to pursue its big dreams in the city, maybe to become a showgirl or something.