A small red flower.

a red blob with legs strolls along the grass

Walking red turd with white hairy legs on grass drooling.

poop is sad because he didnt shave his legs

crying poop

Sad, bubbly tears run down the sad sad sad brown beans face and it is melting my heart

Worm from the Worms video games crying and bleeding to death.

Sad worm is bleeding to death