Zeus is like gib meh teh dik

Yes, stroke the beard of Garret Bobby Fergison.

A man aggressively grabs his luscious beard, as he reaches his climax. He moans, and grunts. "Yesss..." he says.

Ice king on a mountain

A smurf with huge testicles wears a hard hat with his best friend The Mouse on top of it. The Mouse just got her first period.

Minnie mouse receiving oral sex from a blue beaver monster of some sort

Maybe I zuk ya dic

A woman with big thighs wants a zukyadic from a fat man with a flag on his head.