Dante from dmc

A caped character from a fictional game called DIYC being stabbed with a sword

A gay man has difficulty retrieving his nose from the rectum of another gay man.

HELLO TELEPHONE HOW DO I CLEAN YOU I CAN'T GET THE OPERATOR

Would you like some ketchup with that phone?

dONT DRAW ON THE TELEPHONE MR PRESIDENT

black, answering phones

a ghost say HELLO?

Ghost says hello