todd beats everyone since he is the king

Spoiler alert, the King dies a death by slug ear fucking.

A parasite burrows into a king's ear

Zelda king guy from that one odd animated series with a ear of corn in his ear. "Mah bo - ouagh!!!"

I cant hear you

a man with a burnt meatball on his ear

A green man with a meatball in his ear.

A guy who was born with a big meat ball merged with his head