An alien attempts to rape a sentient bathtub with arms and legs. A man watches from a lighthouse, secretly amused and aroused.

a turtle with a huge pinnes is fighting a slice of bread with arms and legs

Turtle gives a Cherry Poptart another cherry as the world burns around them, its...so....sad :'<

Poptart and Turtle burn in the fires of hell.

a guy with a flaming turtle and saying burn to a burning poptart

A turtle and a used pad catch on fire.

flaming turtle going into blue portal.

A flaming turtle wandered into a test chamber. Now your thinking with portals.

Turtle on fire :(