saltwater taffy pulling.

saltwater taffy

A green ear with the word "Swag"

it looks to be a shoe-shaped turd that buys goats from local cat factories. he seems like a happy little fellow

very confused turtle staring at a giant turd

turtle confused by shit.

turtle

Nerd turtle is getting bullied by shark

nerdy turtle and mean shark

turtle with glasses is eaten by shark

ninja turtles help me!!!

calendar asking for help

Do your MATH homework yourself and stop writing the Chinese word "hao" everywhere.

Ha ha ha, ha ha ha, you are late!

Guy laughing at guy with a clock for a brain

A clock transmogrified into a human has a tough time adjusting to our complex society with its many subtle shades that color social conduct.

Oh cut the crap lol. Not Barack's fault he inherited the financial burden of the window-licking man-child before him