Harry Potter.
Harry Potter asks "What is this sorcery?"
Harry Potter discovers an iPad, is amazed at its level of sophisticated sorcery.
Homestuck pornography
Dirk and Jake practice tongue twisters, if you know what I mean (they are having the sloppiest of makeouts)
Two guys licking each other with lizard tongues
Doodle or Die is the game of "telephone" with drawing!