Dave, John, and their ectobiological baby

Happy parents hate their child.

girls laughing at an asian kid with a dead bied on his head.

A man with a dead bird on his head does not want to HAV

kid with sunglasses has a dead bird on his head

some doouchebag

Handsome as fuck

This dude thinks he's handsome, but he really isn't. So he's asking you if he is, but you aren't sure if you should tell him he's ugly

Two-face asks if he is still handsome