A man masturbates while watching a hermaphrodite fuck a woman in the anus. Meanwhile, the man is being watched by his wife. Also, a penguin.
penguin
A penguin is immensely disappointed to find that he was born with no mouth.
A penguin is sad because his girlfriend wont give him a blowjob
A tire on a black car.
Doodle or Die is the game of "telephone" with drawing!