You have gained 500 points for chopping a guy in the head with an ax!

Is this axe good? Well, it has +500 murder.

What the actual fuck.

A tomato with a bite taken out of it is asking what's going on but making no sense

A Half eaten tomato lies down and awaits his death

half-eaten tomato

Steve Jobs and Apple suck a blue dick

Apple preforming oral sex while some dude nervously watches.

iBanana because god knows you faggots will buy anything made by Apple

a banana with only one eye. someone get gwen stefani up in dis shit.

Banana + eye = starfish

Banana x eye = Star fish.

spongebob equationpants

Spongebob stares at seagulls

Pantsbob Squaresponge

Picachu's encephalitic, rapey cousin.

A green man with a big purple mouth

a pretty alien

Woman with blond hair, big hips and breasts. Rather small arms for those big legs. She's naked and has alien eyes.

A blond, fat alien lady