A black background with a white guy that has a fat arm

..bulgy arm guy

I hate hipsters THIS much!

a really fucking mad jerk.

A stick figure with a twisted plus sign in his chest saying MAD!

Mutually Assured Destruction

looks like a squirrel

A beaver skin hat that's still alivve

towel head is alve

Guy wearing a turban contemplates life.

muslim man contemplating life

Barack Obama

meatwad needs a change

I'll buy your brain for zero dollars.

Frugal zombie gets a good discount

cheap car

dollar sinks and car goes on.

A car chasing money in a swimming pool

a car almost driving into the water

Drunk driving.

Some guy swerves off the road into a river of urine.