The best party imaginable

guy loves their couch

he loves his couch

Someone who really loves there couch

a man pokes his belly button with a stick to impress a sofa

Fat shirtless man with a stick sticking out of his bellybutton realizes his true love has always been that goddamned sexy couch over there.

An obese man has a broken heart and shit shoots out of his belly

orange man dieing

A man with a heart malfunction