Assuming he isn't already, what if Pyro was on drugs?

The worms of Pyro's mind offer him advice to defend something. He's also high at the moment.

Pyro's mind is full of worms.

worms growing out of pyros mask!

a pink worm asking another pink worm, "what year is it"

Spy worm asks Scout worm what year it is

Spy worm asks Scout worm what year it is. Sniper bird watches from above, very tempted.

worms spy and scout are so absorbed in the conversation about time that they didn noticed a tiptoeing owl headed sniper approaching them

Sweet-ass bird sneaks up on Spy and Scout worms.