its a sunny day, and simon cowell wants to play outside

everyone hates that dick simon

a person saying fuck you sinon to a dick

A brown-haired boy curses at Sinon the duck, who is swimming peacefully in a pond.

Silly duck get out of space, you're not even supposed to be here! You can't even breathe!

Giant space duck is going to attack earth

A giant duck is the size of the earth?

collosus duck bombards the earth with its mega lazers

cthulu is tryng to eat the world

Lovecraftian elder god consumes the Earth.

gigantic kermit devours the earth

mappet with a blu ball in the mouth

kermit wants to have anal

a strange human being decide to give something over the human comprehension

THERE'S A SNAKE IN MAH BOOT!

there's a snake in my boot!

nigger cock

Gallus gallus niger

orange green flag

Some non-USA (aka shit!) flag. Probably a gay European country where they don't shave or know what liberty is. Fucking Euroscum.

Patriotism at its finest

'Merica

FUCK YEAH! TEXAS!

A steak

A fine cut of meat.

a decapitated body with one arm wearing a speed-o