The most magnificent printer of all time

Fax machine!

A fax machine with very many sounds going off.

I don't think the printer is supposed to make noises like that...

An apron with a smiley face on it saying honk?

A kitchen, "Kiss-the-cook"-apron on the wall, tools and a salad plate on the table.

kiss the cook apron and a window

One fine morning, a man, wears a white apron with the words 'kiss the cook' printed on it in red in hopes of getting a kiss from his wife.

Chef wears an apron saying "Kiss the cook" but he changed "cook" to "cock". He says "Ain't gonna kiss itself".