Dark Souls

dirk and dave having sex on the couch while some bitch sneaks up on them

She interrupts the men's amorous encounter on the couch.

Assuming Direct Control

man wearing overalls and a small mustache outwardly shows affection for something

A man with a curly moustache and green over-alls is apparently in love with a paper that bares the word "something" on it.

a person in a green body suit has a black head and mustache, he is in love with something

A beautiful rendition of Kermit the frog with a moustache. (it is even autographed by Jim Henson!)

Jim Henson

a fat sumo wrestler arguing with Jet Lee about xbox vs. ps3

PS3=sumo wrestler

baby plays ps3

VIDYA GAEMS???

LOL WUT??

A black guy in a flipped baseball cap running from a cop car.

criminals hiding from the cops

Police officer looking though bush late at night