Correct horse battery staple
Nobody knew that one of the Colonel's secret herbs and spices was really powdered horse, which he sprinkled liberally over his chicken.
Secret ingredient in KFC meals: "My little pony"s.
there is a french pig in the hamburger
A French tube-pig inside buns
Jacking to, but my house is a satanic Mickey Mouse
pan wacks it to pagan mickey mouse house
a silly purple poodle
A purple poodle
Doodle or Die is the game of "telephone" with drawing!