all these scarvves evverywwhere

Sylvia, get your head out of the oven

Death by washing machine.

Angry baby in a dryer

a skeleton

broken, bleeding skull

The skull is cracked and begun to bleed. Which is odd, because most muscles are OUTSIDE the skull, but whatever.

You bloodin me mate? said the cheeky fookin skeleton.

The person with red hair (like red red not ginger red) is upset because someone splashed water on them.